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You might be a Bammer if:

By on November 29th, 2013 in Football 5 Comments »

In case your disdain for all things Bama needs a little extra fuel, with all due respect and credit to Jeff Foxworthy I present to you The Bammers.

You might be a Bammer if:

There are 3 generations of women in your family breast feeding at the same time

You think going to Family Dollar instead of Walmart means you don’t have to dress up

Your friends know you have a girlfriend because there is tobacco juice on both sides of the truck

Your spending on taxidermy and Alabama magnets is equal

Your truck won’t fit in a drive through

Your childs first birthday, your wifes 15th birthday and your anniversary are a week apart

You got new underpinning for Christmas

OK guys, now it is your turn. Lets see what you have to add.

War Eagle  Beat Bama


  1. domaucan1 domaucan1 says:

    Great picture, but, sorry, My Auburn, I can’t think of a single derogative comment about those wonderful folks from Tuscaloosa. They are what thay are. And we are what they can NEVER be. WE ARE AUBURN TIGERS!


    WAR EAGLE !!!

    GO BIG BLUE !!!

    BEAT BAMA !!!

  2. restless6 says:

    15 championships.

    Bammers can’t do math and believe anything on t-shirts and stickers.

    The Bammer “A” is feminine. I still giggle at guys wearing girly stuff.

    The majority still supports Updyke, even secretly. I hate them all.

    Hat worship. How many cars or trucks have a stupid houndstooth hat and Nicks hat on them in some weird worship fetish?

    Tuberville. Suck it Bams. He owned UAT.

  3. Tiger on the mountain Tiger on the mountain says:

    You might be a Bammer if………

    you remember and celebrate Mike Shula as a player, but conveniently forget that he coached at The Capstone.

    your email signature contains 20 crystal balls to represent “national championships” plus hard earned moral victory championships.

    you’ve bought your SEC Championship and MNC tickets because The Coach Nick Saban said to and the REC send out a newsletter saying victory over the Barn was imminent. You missed the part where it was dated November 17, 2012……….

    Hey Bama! These aren’t your 2012 Auburn Tigers!! See you on the field!!
    War Eagle!!!!

  4. Tigerstripe Tigerstripe says:

    When a baby in Tuscaloosa drools out both sides of the mouth…the trailer is level