How to Properly Celebrate a Win Like Tonight
First of all let me say…WAR EAGLE
As some of you know I have one of the Toomers Corner seedlings in my front yard, now 15 feet tall. Tonight I want to tell you how you properly celebrate a win like this one.
The first thing you do is teach your dog, like mine, to growl/bark/say WAR EAGLE, after every score. She gets a treat and is pretty full right now.
The next thing you do is go into your front yard and scream WAR EAGLE multiple times at the top of your lungs.
Then you proceed to throw $10+ worth of toilet paper into the tree in your yard.
Call all your Auburn buddies and giggle on the phone like a school girl.
Next, you explain to the uniformed neighbors who are walking down the sidewalk wondering what teenagers are toilet papering these poor folks tree.
Lastly, after assuring all the neighbors that you are not really crazy, you crack open the bottle of Gentleman Jack and raise a toast to the Auburn Tigers.
Folks, I don’t care what anyone says….we are back and are to be considered armed and dangerous.
How did you celebrate?