BREAKING NEWS: Texas Forced to Move on From Saban. Saban Officially 100% Staying at Bama!
Just saw this on al.com and it made me laugh…enjoy.
By Greg Fordeman | firstname.lastname@example.org
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on November 19, 2013 at 9:52 PM, updated November 19, 2013 at 9:55 PM
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama — Texas has been forced to move on from Nick Saban as a possible head coaching candidate. This just in after Saban cancelled his plans of moving to Texas when assistant coach and head coach-in-waiting Kirby Smart’s head exploded yesterday while he was studying Auburn tape. “Initially we thought Auburn ran the triple option with Marshall, Mason, and Grant and we were starting to panic,” said Saban. “Then I pointed out to Kirby that they were also bringing Louis over as a fourth option so it was more like a quadruple option. His mind was blown, like, literally. I got some of it in my mouth. It was gross.” Since his replacement is no longer available at Bama, Saban is looking for other options to get away from Malzahn. “I’ve started discussing with the board the possibility of moving Bama to the Big 12.” said Saban. When asked what he would do then if Malzahn decided to be the head coach at Texas he said, “I don’t know, I could go coach the Dallas Cowboys, but then I would have to go against Cam Newton, I just can’t win in this situation. Maybe I can go coach in the CFL.”