Who Will be Auburn’s Most Important Offensive Back in 2013?

By Posted on: April 10th, 2013 in Football 7 Comments »
11427288-large- Jay Prosch

He was a 250 pound, two time All-State selection in High School who helped  his school win the 4-A State Championship. Although he was named the Alabama Lineman of the Year and played in the Alabama/ Mississippi High School All-Star game, he received little attention from SEC schools.

It was a surprise to his coaches when he had to leave his home state to play football in the Big 10. Two years later though, he was named a First Team All-American fullback and considered a true NFL prospect.

When he was granted a release by the University of Illinois to transfer to a school closer to his ailing mother, he had close to 20 deep south schools vying for his services. And as all Auburn fans know, Jay Prosch chose  the Tigers.

It was a time that brought joy and hope to a young man who had been through so much. Yet two days after being the lead blocker for Running back Tre Mason in the Tigers opening game against Clemson

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Dufnering, Spring, The Masters

By Posted on: April 9th, 2013 in Featured Article, Other Sports 10 Comments »
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War Eagle golfers (non golfers too). This week marks the official start to Spring. Forget that March 21st thing. That means nothing. The true official start of Spring is Masters week at Augusta National Golf Club.

After that week pro shops everywhere will see increased traffic and sales. Every golfers blood pressure goes up several points and the latest and greatest golf gear becomes a must have.

If you don’t think that the Masters means a lot to a golfer. Try this tidbit on for size, a ticket to the Masters this year will cost you more than the Super Bowl, BCS Championship game and 5 times more than a ticket to the Final Four. If you have deep pockets be prepared to shell out over $1700 to attend. There are 4 one day tickets for sale on Ebay right now for the paltry sum of $13,802.

Why is Augusta National so special? Here are some interesting facts about the place.

Fans are not fans, they are called Patrons

Tickets are not called Tickets, they are called Badges.

You can get the awesome Fried Chicken sandwich and a beer for $5.50.

The greens staff puts growth inhibitor or enhancer on the flora to make sure they are in peak blossom just for the telecast.

There is actually a waiting list to volunteer to work for free at the tournament.

If it rains too much, they turn on giant vacuum cleaners under the greens to suck out excess moisture.

You get the picture. It is a special place to golfers. I have been there (never played it) and it is awesome. Not a blade of grass out of place.

Now on to the Auburn stuff. Our own Jason Dufner is in the field and has been mentioned by more than one prognosticator as being one of the favorites.  He has just the type of game to contend. No one on Tour out thinks him and if he can handle the super fast greens he will be in the hunt on Sunday afternoon. He was in the hunt last year until Bubba Watson went on a birdie binge.

Coming into Masters week Jason has been a media sensation. Not because of his play, because of a picture of him zoning out at an elementary school on a visit. Someone caught him sitting on the floor, hands stiff at his sides and a far away look on his face. Other Tour Pros saw the picture and started a Twitter landslide. Move over Tebow fans, Jason has coined a brand new catch phrase, Dufnering. Actually, the pose fits his personality especially on the course. Watching him play golf you would swear that he has no heartbeat. Nothing seems to phase him. I bet if he made a hole in one his expression would never change.

He took the attention and kidding in typical Jason fashion. Uh, no big deal.

I will post some sidebar stuff during the tourney to let you guys know if you will be hearing War Eagle at the Green Jacket ceremony. By the way, a green jacket is the symbol of being the Masters winner.

Selena Roberts: A Sad, Dark Place

By Posted on: April 8th, 2013 in Football, News 13 Comments »

Selena Roberts - Cover of Auburn MagazineWhat kind of dark place must you be in to turn on your alma mater? That was my first thought when I read the Selena Roberts article alleging allegations of grade changing and payments to players by former Auburn coaches.

I’m amazed at who and what people will turn against in order to gain attention and further their careers. For Roberts, the Auburn story was nothing more than a Hail Mary to save her crashing career. Maybe things have gotten so dire that throwing your alma mater under the bus makes sense in some sad, twisted way.

If the flame throwing, unproven accusations weren’t so bad, you’d almost feel sorry for the 1988 Auburn graduate.

With her work now labeled as “gotcha, hide-the-ball journalism at its worst,” by her own university, Roberts joins Eric Ramsey and Stanley McClover among others in the ever growing fraternity of Auburn people who’ve been exiled forever from campus.

Roberts’s professional life has been in free fall in recent years. Once a rising star with The New York Times and Sports Illustrated, she now finds herself writing for some lowly web site she started called roopstigo.com. In the world of sports writing, that’s a collapse of monumental proportion.

While the questionable lines in last week’s story will likely end any chance of rehabilitating her career, Roberts has earned a reputation of playing fast and loose with the facts.

Most notably, she was questioned by many in the national media over her quickness to convict the Duke Lacrosse Team in 2006 for a rape that was proven later to never have happened.

Noted sports columnist Jason Whitlock took Roberts to task at the time about her inaccurate reporting, writing in the Kansas City Star…

Not long ago, sports writer Selena Roberts compared the Duke lacrosse players to gang members and career criminals.

She claimed that the players’ unwillingness to confess to or snitch about a rape (that did not happen) was the equivalent of drug dealers and gang members promoting anti-snitching campaigns.

When since-disgraced district attorney Mike Nifong whipped up a media posse to rain justice on the drunken, male college students, Roberts jumped on the fastest, most influential horse, using her New York Times column to convict the players and the culture of privilege that created them.

Proven inaccurate, Roberts never wrote a retraction for the columns that contributed to the public lynching of Reade Seligmann, Colin Finnerty and David Evans (former Duke Lacrosse Players).

That snippet gives some insight into how Roberts operates. In the end, this story is going nowhere fast. The lack of evidence and now denial by those questioned means this becomes nothing more than a sucker punch by a disgruntled alumni.

My hope is that none of us find ourselves in such a sad and dark place that we feel the only way to thrive is to turn against the people and places who’ve given us the most joy.

Selena Roberts is a sad soul.

The [unnamed source] Who Cried Wolf

By Posted on: April 5th, 2013 in Featured Article, Football, News 26 Comments »
The dying live oaks across from Toomer's Corner serve as a stark reminder of how emotions can spin out of control.

The dying live oaks across from Toomer’s Corner serve as a stark reminder of how emotions can spin out of control.

Pack it up, folks. It’s time to give in. We had a good run but the jig is up. Auburn football is doomed. If only I had a nickel for every time I have heard that in the previous three years. Auburn University Athletics (football specifically) has once again found itself facing sensationalized accusations.  I guess you could say I’m surprised, but I’d be lying if I told you I was not expecting something. Auburn has become an easy target for journalists to hitch their wagons to with ambiguous sources and rampant speculation. It is an unfortunate trend that does not appear to be going away anytime soon. 
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Do the Hustle!

By Posted on: April 4th, 2013 in Football 45 Comments »
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The face of the latest round of garbage leveled at Auburn.

     War Eagle, everybody. We’re nearly midway through spring drills, but the Auburn news being reported nationally isn’t about this year’s football team. Instead, much-discredited “journalist” Selena Roberts has penned another scathing pile of steaming manure, and this time the target is more or less all of Auburn.

     I’m not going to go into a huge run-down over everything this woman alleges, but you can get the general gist here. It’s another piece alleging football pay for play, grade fixing, ignored drug tests and blatant racism by former coach Gene Chizik. It also alleges that Auburn University and the Auburn City Police Department were in cahoots to punish Mike McNeil and the three other players arrested for armed robbery for… some reason. Roberts’ logic is that Chizik wanted to “send McNeil a message,” but the piece fails to communicate what that is. In addition, a half dozen or so former Tiger football players are quoted in this “report.” The whole report can be found here, but I’d think twice before gracing that site with a lot of hits.

     What you need to know about Ms. Roberts is this: She has a history of penning scathing accusations of sports institutions and athletes. She has lost jobs with Sports Illustrated and the New York Times, and is now writing for some obscure web outfit called “roopstigo.” One example of her work is the “Duke Lacrosse rape scandal” of about seven years ago. She did her best to demonize those players, twisting some facts to fit her agenda, and seemingly outright making many more up.

     In the end of course, the “scandal” fell apart. The victim admitted making the whole thing up, and a rogue, politically motivated prosecutor pursued the case far beyond any reasonable standard of evidence. Even when faced with a scenario that clearly was not true, here is what Ms. Roberts fired back with:

      “Don’t mess with Duke, though. To shine a light on its integrity has been treated by the irrational mighty as a threat to white privilege….lay off the lacrosse pipeline to Wall Street, excuse the khaki-pants crowd of SAT wonder kids.”

      The New York Times sports editor at the time, Tom Jolly said that he very much regretted the paper’s coverage of that story. You can read about the fallout here, here, and here. I’m not really sure how anyone’s supposed to take Ms. Roberts seriously after all of that, but ESPN has seen fit today to run a story on it. And of course it’s all over al.com. Even those guys are skeptical, though.

     It’s important to note that Auburn players “quoted” in the story (Neiko Thorpe, Darren Bates, and Mike Blanc) have come out in force, and either said that they were misquoted, or denied the quotes altogether.

     Supposedly, Gene Chizik hated dreadlocks and tattoos, and persecuted players because of that. I ask this question: has Auburn football ever had more dreads and tats than we’ve seen the past four years? Curious. Chizik was also accused of bad-mouthing his players to NFL scouts, hurting their draft chances. How likely is that? How many times did we EVER see Chizik bad-mouth ANY player, to anyone? (“We had a great week of practice, and things of that nature…”) Coaches like to brag to recruits about how many players they’ve sent to the NFL, not how many they’ve sandbagged!

     Wow. This is why I try to avoid “rant-mode.” I can’t see much coming out of this “article,” but I sure was steamed about it! Now, on to actual football.

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Old Friends, Old Friends

By Posted on: April 2nd, 2013 in Football, Memories, Other Sports 6 Comments »

Damon and Pythias - the exemplars of friendship

One spring afternoon in the mid-Eighties, having previously seen the invitation painted on the cafeteria windows, I began walking from my class at Haley Center over to Foy Union to sign up for the College Bowl academic competition.  As I started toward Foy, I noticed a fellow of large stature (who naturally stood out from the crowd) about thirty feet in front of me walking in the same general direction.  Oblivious to me behind him, he crossed Thatch Avenue and headed for the back entrance to the cafeteria, the same exact route I was choosing.  I had the strange feeling I was following him, even though there was a long way to go and many different turns on my way.

The fellow in front entered the cafeteria, and turned to go past the backed-up, stacked-up rows of used trays and dishes on the cafeteria conveyor belt, once again seemingly anticipating the direction I was heading.  He turned down the corridor leading to the elevator, again the same way I was headed.  By this time I think that fellow started to feel like somebody was stalking him for some reason.  We both got on the elevator together, both got off on the third floor, and both walked into the small former storage closet that housed the AU College Bowl team, both feeling a little awkward at having made this dance all the way through the bowels of Foy Union.

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“It’s Trovon Reed’s Time”

By Posted on: April 2nd, 2013 in Football 8 Comments »
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He was the quintessential high school football star. Every thing he did was almost magical. He was gifted, faster, and more talented than his peers. In fact he was so gifted he didn’t have to work at it – it just came natural. 

When he finished his high school career he was rated as the No.1 player in the state. College recruiters from far and wide came calling. Everyone wanted the five star to come to their school; and he had his pick. He could have played anywhere in the country including the big state university in his home state, but on National Signing Day, 2010 …  he chose Auburn.

It was a decision that took a lot of courage since he underwent tremendous pressure from his coaches, his community, and the in state media to choose LSU. However, Trovon Reed would not be dissuaded. Auburn was where he wanted to be and Auburn was where he signed

He said a big reason for his decision was Auburn’s Offensive Coordinator. “Coach Malzahn is one of the main reasons why I (chose) Auburn.”

In his first year, Reed looked like the player the coaches thought he would be; reports came out of preseason camp of his wowing both players and coaches alike with his athletic skills. Predictions were that he would play early as a true freshman. Then he injured his knee in practice and just as he seemed to be on the mend … he suffered a broken foot and had to be red shirted.

He worked hard in the off season and started 2011 a much larger (6′, 195lbs.) player. He became the starter out of the slot and wasted no time  proving he could be the kind of exciting player that could turn short passes into long gains.

Then in the Florida Atlantic game, Trovon went down hard on a seven yard punt return and broke his shoulder. His back up, freshman Quan Bray took over the job and has held it ever since. Of course anyone that followed Auburn last year knows what a mess of an offense, skill players had to deal with in 2012. So last season was a wash, a year to be forgotten – now, “It’s A New Day.”

And now, that his old OC is back as Head Coach, Trovon will get another chance to show why so many schools coveted his services back in 2010. In the Malzahn/Lashlee offense there will be a need for 5-7 receivers; so there’s plenty of room for Bray, Reed, Sammie Coates, CJ Uzomah, Jaylon Denson, and Ricardo Lewis.

One things for certain, Auburn needs as many play makers as they can get on the field and Trovon Reed can be a play maker. Auburn definitely needs him to have a break out year. And Gus Malzahn expects him to be that player. 

Gus said recently, “The good thing about Trovon is he understands our system. He’s been in it, so this is a year that will be very critical for him, I’ve got very high expectations for him. I think it’s (his) time.”

Mixed Emotions about Final Toomer’s Rolling

By Posted on: April 1st, 2013 in Football, News 13 Comments »
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There has been a lot written about the “celebration” following A-Day on April 20th when fans are invited to roll Toomer’s Corner for one last time. The city and university are spending a lot of money promoting and putting on the event.

There’s commemorative toilet paper being made available and once the dead trees are chopped down the following day, fans will have a chance to own a piece of history. Within days, there will be thousands of souvenirs stamped Auburn Oaks on them.

Auburn will charge a small fortune for you to own a piece of nostalgia. I guess there’s nothing wrong with all of it. You couldn’t very well just chop down the trees without some sort of send off.

I still find the whole process a little weird. I’d like to say the gathering will bring back memories of good times with family and friends after big Auburn wins. I’ve made a lot of great memories under those old oaks.

It’s still a little early for me.

When I see those dying trees today, a rage comes over me. I don’t think of Saturdays past, but rather see the face of an ignorant moron who got off too lightly. I think back to the comments I’ve heard from some Alabama people who’ve admitted to taking delight in Auburn’s anguish.

Those trees now symbolize for me a rivalry gone too far. What once was a state’s greatest asset has now been poisoned by the likes of sports shock jocks and fans who couldn’t find Tuscaloosa or Auburn on a map if their life depended on it.

I know there are many good Alabama people out there who’d never wish such actions on Auburn. I know thousands of dollars were raised and donated by people who wear crimson.

But still…

It hurts to look up at that corner. That intersection represents heaven on earth for me. I proposed to my wife a few steps away. I first visited there as a child with my father. In recent years, my own family has made that trek on football Saturday’s.

The final rolling of Toomer’s Corner will be no celebration for me. I’m not even sure I’ll be in attendance. I may head to the car after the A-Day game. I’ve never been big on funerals.

Throwing toilet paper onto dead limbs is not something high on my bucket list. The real celebration will be when those new magnificent replacement oaks are transplanted a few years from now. In the spirit of the Easter season, I’m all about the rebirth.

I hope you attend the event. I may change my mind and see you there. Right now, I’m not feeling it. This story is not suggesting the final rolling is a bad idea. We all say good-bye in different ways.

Personally, I choose to remember the good times – and right now, that’s not so easy.