Your typical Alabama fan! Hard to see the phallic heargear there. If I’m not mistaken, that’s the Bear there on the left…

Okay, I’m sworn to secrecy on this, so don’t even ask! He did tell me that immediately after, he stripped the shirt off, burned it, then jumped into a hot shower and scrubbed his chest and back until they bled. But they didn’t bleedCrimson…