Top 10 Reasons I Watched ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Last Night

By Posted on: March 23rd, 2010 in Football Comments Off
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From the home office in Atlanta, GA, today’s Top 10 Reasons I Watched Dancing With the Stars last night:

10) College football withdrawal DTs make you go CRAZY…

9) Wanted to evaluate Tim Tebow’s new waltz motion for myself…

8) Steve Spurrier to interview Erin Andrews for once mid-show…

7) Possible new celebrity couple: Kate Ocho-Birtho

6) Draft combine coverage not nearly as energetic and with as many flashy costumes as I had hoped…

5) See Kate Gosselin’s moves, she who birthed a whole offensive line, two tight-end set with a flanker to spare. On three. Break.

4) Put an end to the nasty Buzz Aldrin more agile than Joe Paterno rumors…

3) New celebrity judge: Pete Carroll, who danced his way off to the NFL at the end of last season…

2) Will Muschamp named as Wallflower-in-Waiting

1) Tired of grainy video and peep-hole footage…

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