I figured this would be a nice break from all the coaching stuff.
The turds won the SEC….barely….so now they get to play Notre Dame in the National Championship Game.
Personally, I think the turds are going to kill Notre Dame, because Notre Dame plays a joke schedule against bad teams. At the end of the year, they have played 3 ranked teams and barely won each game. They needed triple overtime to beat Pitt. Their schedule, while against teams with mostly winning or .500 records, was largely weak compared to Bammer’s.
Meanwhile, Bammer played in the toughest league in the country, beat 3 top 10 teams, lost to the probable Heisman winner, and actually had to play a conference championship game against the number 3 team in the country. They are much tougher and more battle hardened than the Irish.
I am truly torn. I’d love to see the BCSNC stay in the SEC yet another year, and dare I say I am getting used to the turds winning, but I hate Bammer more than anyone who is reading this could possibly fathom. I hate their trailer trash redneck fans, I hate their robotic a-hole coach, I hate their stupid Elephant mascot, I hate the way they point fingers at us yet have more than double the NCAA violations and sanctions, and most of all, I hate their made up, fairy-tale championships that they will argue straight to the face of God about. They are easily the most ignorant, embarassing, idiotic, and ridiculous fanbase in all of college football.
However, as much as I hate the turds, Notre Dame carries its ownspecial brand of CapnVegetto hatred. Notre Dame has been completely irrelevant for 20+ years, and will likely never be at the level they were at in the 60′s again. However, their fanbase continues to remain among the most arrogant, insufferable f-cks on the planet, despite the fact that they play a crap schedule, have no conference championship game, and haven’t won anything of note in more than two decades. The very notion that they think they are too good to join a conference is a testement to how unbelievably arrogant they are. Most Bammer fans are just stupid, uneducated, inbred, redneck trailer trash whose brains are too underdeveloped to evolve beyond their current level of idiocy. Notre Dame fans, however, actually KNOW AND UNDERSTAND that they haven’t been worth a pile of mastodon crap for the last two decades, yet they STILL CONTINUE to be the arrogant, insufferable f-cks I referred to earlier.
So you see my dilemma. Do I pull for the turds and take some solace that the BCSNC hasn’t left the state of Alabama in 4 years, or do I pull for the Irish and add to their rampant stupidity? It’s like trying to decide if I would like put my head in a hydraulic press or drink a gallon of Roto-Rooter. Both options suck. Which one sucks less?
If only there was a way they could both lose. What do you think?