In case your disdain for all things Bama needs a little extra fuel, with all due respect and credit to Jeff Foxworthy I present to you The Bammers.
You might be a Bammer if:
There are 3 generations of women in your family breast feeding at the same time
You think going to Family Dollar instead of Walmart means you don’t have to dress up
Your friends know you have a girlfriend because there is tobacco juice on both sides of the truck
Your spending on taxidermy and Alabama magnets is equal
Your truck won’t fit in a drive through
Your childs first birthday, your wifes 15th birthday and your anniversary are a week apart
You got new underpinning for Christmas
OK guys, now it is your turn. Lets see what you have to add.
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