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By on August 31st, 2012 in Uncategorized 9 Comments »

Greetings my
fellow Auburn brethren! Our Tigers’ opening game against Clemson in the
Chick-Fil-A Kickoff Classic is close enough that I can taste chicken just
thinking about it. This young and talented Auburn team is going to need to put forth
a total team effort to start their 2012 campaign off on a winning path.

I know what
you’re thinking. No, those are not rejected wardrobe pieces from the set of
‘Magic Mike’. Matthew McConaughey would
have killed anyone attempting to take them from him anyway. Nor has there been
a sudden influx of cyclists on the football team.
You are looking at the newest addition
to Auburn’s practice attire. A sorority girl’s dream come true, I’m sure.

​The 2012 new’ish-look
Auburn Tigers have put in a lot of hard work in preparation for the upcoming season,
but the weeks leading up to tomorrow’s kickoff have been anything but bland. So
what’s been going on at practice? Any surprises? Disappointments? Standouts?
With the tight-lipped nature of this staff, these were (and still are) some
tough questions to answer definitively.

However, there are some tidbits we can
look at and draw conclusions from:

  • Trovon
    Reed and Tre Mason have both been able to add weight in the offseason. Reed is
    up to 190 lbs. and Mason is knocking on the door of 200 lbs. This excites me.
    It shows dedication to the program and the desire to compete at a high level
    and succeed. These are two young men we desperately need to succeed at their
    respective playmaker positions. All signs point to them having put in the
    required effort to do just that.
  • Jay
    Prosch can apparently lift any amount of weight put in front of him, which is
    probably going to be really inconvenient for anyone falling victim to his
    blocks this upcoming season. Apparently Clemson is a little frustrated after
    trying (and failing) to get their frosh middle-linebacker, a Caterpillar D10
    bulldozer, rushed through the NCAA clearinghouse in time for Saturday. Seems the Purple Tigers wanted
    to have somewhat of an answer for Prosch, though fuel efficiency issues would
    have likely limited CD10 (as his teammates call him) to minimal snaps
  • True
    freshman quarterback, Jonathan Wallace, really impressed Auburn coaches with
    his work ethic since landing on campus. After Zeke Pike’s departure it is
    refreshing to hear great things about a young quarterback from this coaching
  • Auburn
    commit Reuben Foster was reported to have been under NCAA investigation at one
    point during the offseason, and it was completely true except for the NCAA
    part. You don’t have to hit the bulls-eye to hit the target I suppose.
  • Head Coach
    Gene Chizik announced the indefinite suspension of center Reese Dismukes last
    Saturday which opened the door for his backup: Tunde Fariyike. Because why
    would we have someone at center with a more
    normal name than Dismukes? Joking aside, Fariyike’s teammates have jumped at
    the chance to rave about his work ethic and knowledge of the game. He has their
    confidence and that is great to hear. Also, no word yet on whether or not
    freshman (and 3rd string) center, Snappy McDanielson, is receiving
    extra reps in practice this week. 
  • Swag ‘stache is go. I repeat. Swag ‘stache
    is go.
    coordinator, Brian Van Gorder, has given the impression that he really likes
    what he sees in his defense. He’ll be right at home in the dome so I expect to
    see an inspired defensive unit in action tomorrow.

Depth Chart

  • As
    many expected, Kiehl Frazier was named the starting quarterback. I am anxious
    to see how well he performs tomorrow. Clemson will no doubt stack the box and
    force the sophomore to prove himself through the air. It will be very important
    for the offensive line to find their footing early to allow Frazier to find his
    rhythm. Proving himself through the air is something the sophomore will have to
    learn to live with in order for him to become a successful SEC quarterback.
  •  It
    appears that there are finally some youngsters stepping it up at the WR position. I’m
    still cautiously optimistic, but I can’t help imagining great things when I see
    Quan Bray, Trovon Reed, Sammie Coates, and Ricardo Louis nipping at the heels
    of Emory Blake and Travante Stallworth on the depth chart. This is such a
    talented group. IF Scott Loeffler can tap into their potential the Auburn air
    attack will be a joy to watch.
  •  I
    was a bit disappointed that C.J. Uzomah was not able to solidify himself as THE
    number two tight-end although I must give kudos to Brandon Fulse for earning
    the backup spot.
  • The
    leader for active consecutive starts, Nosa Eguae with 24, sits outside of the
    two-deep on the depth chart. This is in some way related to injury, but it also
    serves as a testament to the young talent and the hard work they are putting in
    to gain footholds in the playing rotation. 

We are all
but one slumber away from finding out how much this team has grown up in the
past year. The journey down the mountain of college football has undoubtedly
made them wiser and stronger, but best of all, it has made them hungry.

The Auburn Tigers’ most recent struggles were not a full chapter in our history as some would wish it to be. They were just a series of short stories – stories that primed them for the
journey ahead – the journey back to the top.

War Eagle!
Beat Clemson! 


  1. misticwarrior13 says:

    Great article.

    Lutzenkirchen, Prosch, Blake, McCalebb, and Blakely all on the field at the same time. Frazier will have protection and options.

    Tunde is intelligent, probably "the smartest guy on the field." Yeah, he may have been Dismukes’ backup for a reason. But he will serve admirably.

    Our defense will be an obvious upgrade from last year and will disrupt Clemson’s offense. The D line will get penetration. Let’s see if we can top the Brodie Croyle sack record (11).

    We win this game and give Dabo a much-deserved cream pie right in the kisser.

  2. PineMt Tiger says:

    I’m really looking forward to seeing Sammie Coats and Quan Bray have a break out year. If Emory Blake can get help from them and the o-line does their job then look out for the Tigers!
    Good write up.

  3. Acid Reign says:

    …..My understanding is that were something to happen to Fariyike, senior John Sullen would move over to center, and you’d get Kozan or Westerman filling in at guard. I was impressed by Brandon Fulse on A-Day. He had some issues with his hands on the few snaps he played last year, but he’s filled out into a good blocking tight end!

    …..Speaking of slumber, you know it’s not good when you fall asleep like I did last night, while Mike Leach’s offense is on the field! I think the old Pirate is going to have a tough time in a league with Stanford, Washington, Oregon, USC, and now even UCLA, to even become bowl-eligible.

  4. dzer13 says:

    AU 30

    Clemmy 20


  5. AubTigerman says:

    I’m nervously optimistic about this game. In fact the only thing I’m certain about is this was a good read. Good job Derrick.

    Hungry Tigers indeed. I can hardly wait. Is it Saturday yet? Is it 7pm yet? When we’re going to get there?
    I can hardly wait. I’m looking for the Orange and Blue to beat the purple out of those other tigers!

  6. Tiger on the Mountain says:

    Great article!

    I can’t wait to see Prosch in action. I’m also excited to see the BVG defense. I want to see some smash mouth football and I want it now!

    Seeing Vandy almost beat USCe was a great way to start the weekend!! Looks like SEC refs still might have a hard time with officiating this season. Let’s hope they get their act together! War Eagle!

  7. Jarrett Little says:

    I can’t wait to walk into the dome at which point all the nervousness will go away because I then wont have a doubt in my mind as to if we’re going to win. Hopefully we get a different officiating crew in ATL. WAR EAGLE!

  8. myauburn says:

    Actually I think D10 might be a good nickname for Prosch. I like it!!

  9. Todd92 says:

    Good write up….and yeah Prosch should be a beast at 260 and a head of steam plowin LBers like a bulldoze! War Damn Eagle!